BOBS BEEN BUMMED
When you get T-shirts made to describe how you are feeling, you know things have gotten bad. The first time Bob came to my house with a T-Shirt that described how he was feeling, it said, Diarrhea 70. I knew what Diarrhea meant but I was curious about the 70. He explained that that is how many times he had been afflicted with it in the last 5 years. I told him maybe it would be better to go home and come back on a different day. A few weeks later he came back on Ulcer 100 Day.
Anyone that knows Bob will tell you that he is usually a pretty upbeat guy
(see pictures Below)
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Then one night about 5 years ago I ask Bob if he would like a Raccoon Hat....
The fun stopped...
All of a sudden Bob could not even remember his name! |
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At first he thought maybe it was Kenny.... |
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Or something like Roy or maybe Gene....Susan Assured him that even if he never remembered his name she would still love him. |
Susan ask Bob what he would like to be called, he thought maybe Barry. |
My Name is Bob!
One night several years later Bob came over on Constipation 30 Day. I suggested he come back on Ulcer Day again. Two days later when he came back on Ulcer Day I was relieved to see he was still at 100. As he sat on my couch I offered Bob some fruit. Suddenly Bob had a break through. My name is Bob!
How did this whole thing happen??
What could fruit and raccoons have in common?
(hint: traumatic experience explained in previous blog)
Bob's quest for answers!
| He searched...... |
| and he searched..... |
| and he searched..... |
| He even searched in his sleep.... |
| Then one day.... |
when he was about to give up...
He found it!






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